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Contralto

The lowest womon's singing voice; on her lowest notes, she sounds almost like a man, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.

The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.
The contralto voice is pretty rare since there is little work that was written specifically for them. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.
by Sam October 28, 2004
mugGet the Contraltomug.

puma

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pumas also puma
Etymology: Spanish, from Quechua
Date: 1777
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in her 40s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. When pumas are attractive and well-maintained, they are typically coveted by younger males.
Related terms: cougar lynx
That puma is really fit. I'd love to jag her.
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the pumamug.

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing
Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!
by Sam July 19, 2004
mugGet the lasermug.

Whittle

by sam February 25, 2003
mugGet the Whittlemug.

Nobhead

by Sam April 26, 2003
mugGet the Nobheadmug.

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch
Jim is such a filchmonger.
by Sam November 23, 2003
mugGet the filchmongermug.

star

small balls of fire in the sky that make consetellations
by sam May 13, 2005
mugGet the starmug.

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