Sam's definitions

jairs

A counter-strike player on 56k.

His connection lets him handle 3 bit packets per second, and approximately 2 vowels and 8 consonants per 3 seconds on the microphone.

See 56k and slow and diol.

God damn this jairs piece of jairs I wish this jairs didn't jairs on me GOD JAIRS DAMN JAIRS THIS!

by sam April 10, 2004

special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

by Sam October 11, 2004

orgle

the sound one makes when one is completely, utterly in love, often delivered in a quail-like coo

Orgle! Orgle! Orgle!

by Sam June 22, 2006

mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

by Sam February 22, 2003

syx

The alias of an online computer gamer, who is quite adept.
Also a member of many game/technology related forums..

I know Syx, he was on our server last week.

by Sam November 6, 2004

Vagina bolt

Another name for a Dick

I gave that slapper a vagina bolt

by Sam October 20, 2004

gile

something that is dangerous and not likely to succeed against.

"Whoa eating that whole burger was gile"

by sam June 19, 2006