3 definitions by Salvador Mestizo

verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.

According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Dude, your varts are awful! Are you sure you still want to be vegan?
by Salvador Mestizo May 1, 2011
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a mom who can be cuddly and lovable but also has a ferocious side when it's necessary to protect her cubs. can be biological mom, or the head of a group.

can also apply to conflicts within groups, say between siblings or best friends, when the bear steps in for love of both of them.
"Blessings on your new year... your new classes... your interviews...

xoxoxo
Mama Bear"
-direct quote from an email

"Well before you date Anna you have to get approval from mama bear SaraJane"

"I told my mama bear I cried about what they said at school, so she met with the administration and then I transferred"

"Mama bear's give the best hugs"

"Sounds like my siblings are picking on each other again, o wait, there goes mama bear, nevermind"

Love you mama bear! Happy mom day!
by Salvador Mestizo May 8, 2011
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"In Tucson, AZ, Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik pronounced the /immigration related/ legislation to be “an exercise in political fornicaboobery,’’ suggesting it is a meaningless exercise at best."

A bill which allows Arizona police officers to question and request papers from anyone they suspect might be in the country illegally. First (and hopefully last) example known to the English language.

A combination of "fornication" (the polite way to say "copulate") + "boob" (known to be an insult, see "noob") and turned into an adjective by the suffix "-ery"
I can't believe this fornicaboobery, Arizona just legalized racial profiling!

"an exercise in political fornicaboobery"

I hope Congress doesn't allow fornicaboobery like this to set precedent for other states...

see article. "Students chain themselves to Old Capitol building doors" published by the Sierra Vista Herald
by Salvador Mestizo April 27, 2010
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