6 definitions by SaltySpoon178
•The stage where you’re not a child but not an adult. Usually between ages 11 - 16
• A word meaning ‘teenager’ or ‘older child’ in posh twat language
• A word meaning ‘teenager’ or ‘older child’ in posh twat language
Do you remember when being a teenager was fun? Me neither
Adolescent- basically anyone between ages 11 - 16
Adolescent- basically anyone between ages 11 - 16
by SaltySpoon178 October 20, 2018
The year where kids start eating tide pods, fidget spinners take over the world, parents buy their young children iPads and laptops instead of taking them to toys r us, music is all about sex and money, free speech no longer exists and there are more than two genders.
2018:
Kid: I hate my generation
Kid 2: But dude, you can now choose your own gender! How cool is that?!
Kid: I hate my generation
Kid 2: But dude, you can now choose your own gender! How cool is that?!
by SaltySpoon178 August 16, 2018
A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019
The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
by SaltySpoon178 August 16, 2018
A British reality television series about the lives of a group of young, wealthy men and women who make us Brits look like a bunch of posh, arrogant fools with their ‘expensive’ clothing and 100 pounds of makeup. A bit like TOWIE but more depressing.
This show has no real storyline, but if you’re interested in the same repetitive bs such as who’s cheated on who (like anyone gives a shit) as well as loads of other overly exaggerated relationship drama, you’ll love this show.
This show has no real storyline, but if you’re interested in the same repetitive bs such as who’s cheated on who (like anyone gives a shit) as well as loads of other overly exaggerated relationship drama, you’ll love this show.
“DiD u WaTcH mAdE iN cHeLsEa LaSt NiGhT?!?!?!?!”
“No, why what happened?”
“LoUiSe SlEpT wItH jAmIe!!”
“....so same as every other episode?”
“....yep pretty much”
“No, why what happened?”
“LoUiSe SlEpT wItH jAmIe!!”
“....so same as every other episode?”
“....yep pretty much”
by SaltySpoon178 February 2, 2019
A teenager is simply a person who’s age ends in ‘teen’, hence the name. Possibly the best and worst time of your life.
The worst part about being a teenager (besides ‘the talk’) is how much we are stereotyped. As in people see teens as trouble causing, lazy slobs when that’s not the case for a lot of teens.
I’m 14 and I enjoy school, I read books and do art and play guitar and pretty much use my time wisely and appreciate life as it is. No, I don’t spend my time on social media 24/7 or sleep in til late afternoon or drink or smoke or any of the other things that older people think teens do.
The worst part about being a teenager (besides ‘the talk’) is how much we are stereotyped. As in people see teens as trouble causing, lazy slobs when that’s not the case for a lot of teens.
I’m 14 and I enjoy school, I read books and do art and play guitar and pretty much use my time wisely and appreciate life as it is. No, I don’t spend my time on social media 24/7 or sleep in til late afternoon or drink or smoke or any of the other things that older people think teens do.
“Hey, remember when we were teenagers? Lmao”
“Omg, we were such idiots back then”
Remember when being a teenager was fun! Me neither.
“Omg, we were such idiots back then”
Remember when being a teenager was fun! Me neither.
by SaltySpoon178 February 3, 2019