9 definitions by Sallys

meemaw

n. A grandmother's nickname.

n. A regular at pageant message boards, usually leaving messages that aren't that funny.

Who left that stupid post?
Oh, ok..it was Meemaw.

by Sallys March 23, 2006

tranny-surprise

When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.

Linda looked so perfect and just as I was playing with her tits she pulled a tranny-surprise.

by Sallys March 23, 2006

yeast

n. The resulting gunk that forms in a pussy when the girl screws too many guys, or wipes her ass back to front.

Tiny Tina couldn't remember not to wipe her butt front to back so she became a factory of yeast.

by Sallys March 23, 2006

dykey

Of or pertaining to a lesbian.
Like a lesbian.

You know, Terri's short haircut really is dykey.

by Sallys March 22, 2006

manwand

A dick; penis; not a vagina.

Hey Rex, do you wanna suck my manwand?

by Sallys March 22, 2006

condoleeza rice

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.

Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."

by Sallys March 22, 2006

cum fart

n.
A secretion of male ejaculate that exits the anus while farting, sometime after anal sex. It could be right after the sex or five hours later.

Standing in line for the subway, Jennie realized that she was now sporting a stain left by her cum fart.

by Sallys March 23, 2006