2 definitions by Saffer77
I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!
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Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!
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Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!
by Saffer77 April 11, 2014
A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.
A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.
"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
by Saffer77 January 13, 2012