Scott Free

1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.

Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."

by Safecracker G May 02, 2005

beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 02, 2005

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.

by Safecracker G October 29, 2004

A hospital fo nutterz and crazy mf'z etc.

Steve'z gone mad and has been carted off by men in white jacketz to tha loony bin.

by Safecracker G November 01, 2004

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.

I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004