Safecracker G's definitions

bangers and mash

Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.

OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

posse pussy

A girl who has been out with most of ya matez at one point or another.

Tina is such a 'posse pussy', I mean she'z shagged Me, Tony, Dave, Pete, Alan and Steve all from tha same crew.

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

showstopper

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!

Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.

I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004