Safecracker G's definitions

blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...

Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p

by Safecracker G October 17, 2004

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

showstopper

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!

Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.

Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 7, 2004

gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004