A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.
Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..
Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!
Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..
Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!
Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
While you are 'jack'ing off, someone walks in on you just as you are climaxing and you ejaculate on them.
Sexy man 1:Dude did you see that American Pie?
Guy 2:Oh yea the one where stiffler pulled a jack in the box all over his grandma!!
Guy 2:Oh yea the one where stiffler pulled a jack in the box all over his grandma!!
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.
Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011