23 definitions by SJ

Schmoo

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

by SJ January 13, 2004

cumquat

the female fruit

I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy

by SJ January 13, 2004

george w. bush

the first ever chimpanzee to be president of a country.

let's go to the zoo, i hear they're showcasing dubya's relatives.

by SJ December 23, 2003

Geewhatawanka

Wanka, Snob, Head up his own ass

Geewhatawanka he was, I methiminagaybar

by SJ January 13, 2004

slut guts

Guts to be a slut

Dam Slut guts stole my boyfriend

by SJ January 13, 2004

wino

one who is chronically addicted to drinking wine

I used to be a wino, before joining AA.

by SJ April 25, 2004

LD

Long Dick

'You know you want some of dis LD!'
DHI

by SJ November 8, 2002