23 definitions by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life
the second you enter an online match of rainbow six siege is where you'll get mad for the rest of you life when playing siege
-r6 player who suck at playing the game
-r6 player who suck at playing the game
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022
gaemer1: lets play online call of duty
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*
urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''
me: what the fuck is this shit
urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''
me: what the fuck is this shit
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022
The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.
Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.
The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.
The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022
lyrics: hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika! kalla blickar, kalla kårar. och du var bara fjorton vårar. ta min hand och visa mig vägen. jag är din i alla lägen! hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika, hej på dig monika!
*hej* *hej* *hej monika* *hej* *hej* *hej monika*
känns som vår kärlek gick lite sne får början, presic som lutande tornet i pisa. men tornet står där än idag. och här står du och här står jag. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika!
*hej* *hej* *hej monika* *hej* *hej* *hej monika*
känns som vår kärlek gick lite sne får början, presic som lutande tornet i pisa. men tornet står där än idag. och här står du och här står jag. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika!
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 23, 2022
Hirohiko Araki is a legend
Hirohiko Araki: i created jojo's bizarre adventure
people who are normal: he is our god, legend and saviour
people who are normal: he is our god, legend and saviour
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 29, 2022