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sprunk
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 18, 2022
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emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
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dfsj

person one: gimme dfsj

person two: w h a t
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 2, 2022
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can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can
some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022
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online call of duty

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
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ligoma

ligoma balls
dude1: hey, do you maybe want to go to ligoma later?
dude2: what the hell is ligoma?
dude1: LIGOMA BALLS
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
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fsz8iy

you literally just slammed your fingers on your keyboard like i did.
you: hmmm, lets search for a word that hasnt been defined yet

also you: *slams your finger on your keyboard and it writes ''fsz8iy''
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 23, 2022
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