SIngle-fuck-with-no-life's definitions

mdof

mdof = my dick's oil fried

human1: how's your dick
human2: mdof
human1: contact a doctor

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 19, 2022

stfulfac

stfulfac stands for ''shut the fuck up little faggot ass cunt''

dude1: ''i consumed 15 punds of glue yesterday, now i am sick and you will have to pay for my insurance at the hospital''

dude2: ''stfulfac, i aint paying for shit you''

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life July 6, 2022

wife

why did you come here when you already know you will never have one?

you: ''will you be my wife?''
any girl: ew no what the fuck. you are the only person i fucking hate the in my life, why would i choose you? youre like an libtard without a soul you fuck ass ugly bastard. you look like if you had bathed in cow shit and then rolled your self in dusty ass feathers. can you just fucking leave me alone you ugly ass retarde single fuck?

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 3, 2022

can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can

some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022

crigga

a crippled nigga

dude: eyyy, whats up crigga

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 14, 2022

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalany

either the longest or one of the longest english word.

no clue what it means but when i searched for ''the longest english word'' this appeared

some dude: hey have you heard of Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalany ?

me: what in the ever loving fu-

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 3, 2022

justfuckmyshitup

a sub-reddit where pictures of very shitty haircuts is posted

shitty-hair-guy: look at my new cool hairstyle!

normal-hair-guy: that shit looks ugly as hell. let me take a picture of it and post it on r/justfuckmyshitup

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022