SINJim's definitions

hoportunity

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.

Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.

by SINJim March 9, 2021

One-and-Done

In marketing and sales, when someone makes only one attempt to achieve a goal when experience dictates that multiple attempts are needed.

Doug never successfully reaches prospects on the phone because he has a "one-and-done" mentality.

by SINJim May 17, 2020

Labadore

A Labrador Retriever’s love for his person.

Colleen's Labrador Retriever truly labadores her as he never leaves her side.

by SINJim February 18, 2021

Maybe I might

Double conditional answer to say “unlikely” without actually saying it.

When Jonathan asked Justin if he will attend the Sunday morning interpretive dance practice Justin aptly replied, “Maybe I might.”

by SINJim July 13, 2025

stuckcation

Situations where a vacation does not conclude on time for reasons such as adverse weather that prevents departure or quarantine such as a pandemic breakout aboard a cruise ship.

Charlie and Freddie’s cruise vacation turned into a stuckcation when the authorities quarantined the entire ship for two weeks at its final port.

by SINJim February 10, 2021

Escagas

The output of a gassy person on an escalator that typically blows into the face of the people on steps below the offender.

Gilda inhaled escagas as she ascended the escalator, possibly from the guy above her who was just seen exiting the casino buffet.

by SINJim July 30, 2025

Sporkamorgueatorium

The classic, multi-purpose hall found in high schools that is used for meals (hence sporks), performances, and in a community tragedy, a temporary morgue.

The tryouts for Romeo and Juliet will be at the Sporkamorgueatorium at 3 pm.

by SINJim February 5, 2021