SHLA's definitions

old.edu

Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."

One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

Village Idiot With Cash

Ready to roll.

Guy 1: Tell Mike I'm village idiot with cash.

Guy 2: OK. Let's do this.

by SHLA July 20, 2012

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

by SHLA October 8, 2013

Priushole

The asshole in the Prius who just self-righteously cut you off.

Man yelling out window: "Go suck a bag of dicks you fucking Priushole!"

by SHLA July 5, 2012

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

by SHLA June 23, 2011

just naysayin'

The act of getting angry at someone for using the tired phrase "just sayin'."

Commenter 1: My son's peewee team could go undefeated if they had Boise State's schedule. Just sayin'

Commenter 2: Using "just sayin'" makes you sound about as mature as your son. Just naysayin'

by SHLA September 12, 2012