SBD's definitions
A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Carpet Cruisermug. A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.
I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Wall Slidermug. by SBD April 20, 2005
Get the Noodle Neckmug. 1.A stoned killer on socom 2.
2.A person who post definitions with many typo's on urbandictionary.com
2.A person who post definitions with many typo's on urbandictionary.com
by SBD March 28, 2005
Get the SBDmug.