bung knuckle

(bung•NUCKehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,
my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 01, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS March 24, 2006
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splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.
I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!
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frog

(Frawgah)n.,v. to punch someone in the upper arm or chest with the middle knuckle partically extended to inflict a sharp concerntrated blow. origin of the name is based on the quick flick of a frog's tounge.
Dude, look at the bruise where your brother frogged me!
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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
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belly scrapenz

(belly•SCRAPEenz)n. any food that falls and hangs onto or stains one's shirt, tie or coat that are later consumed by the offender or a pet.
Mr. Jones snarfed some belly scrapenz off his tie with the space shuttle on it.
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Piss Puck

(PISS•puc)n.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.
I was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the piss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. It looked like i banged smurfette.
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