SAMMER OF THE GODS's definitions

frog

(Frawgah)n.,v. to punch someone in the upper arm or chest with the middle knuckle partically extended to inflict a sharp concerntrated blow. origin of the name is based on the quick flick of a frog's tounge.

Dude, look at the bruise where your brother frogged me!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS February 18, 2007

lung lounge

(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.

BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

frodo-shop

(fro•DO•shop) n. v. the software you use to copy and paste your friends heads on LOTRs photos that you scrape off the internet usually to send via email.

I frodo-shopped Darren's head onto Gollum's body and posted it in my myspace pics.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

crawdaddy

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

bung knuckle

(bung•NUCK•ehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,

my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006