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Crazy kind of worry

When you're in love, true love, and you're not near your Love it hits different. You try your best to keep an eye on them, you do your best to keep them safe, but you can't control your Love only they can. So when they do something that could get them in trouble you fight like a warrior to bring hell on earth to save them, to protect them. You could walk 500 miles, and sometimes even 500 more because when it's true love, you can't really rest anyway until you know your Love is safe.
Stay safe my Love. Darling, you gave me that crazy kind of worry.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 8, 2023
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Wonderphil

Patient
Generous
Saviour
Sexy
Hopeful
Intentional
Perceptive
Solutioner
All-lives-matter
Provider
Survivor
Forgiver
Achiever
Energetic
Courageous
Stubborn
Onion-peeler
Protector
Never-give-up-er
I think you are the absolute most wonderphil noun in the world, I'm so grateful I got the chance to have a place in your life.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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YUM!

A most perfect promise, to the most perfect man. May you always know how much you mean to me.
Wife: Darling, if you want dessert you'll have to come get it.
Husband: YUM! I'm on my way.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Disappointer

You made me so happy to see you again, everytime I'm with you my heart lights up like a fireflies arse. I'm selfish. I wanted more. NO. I NEEDED more. You said yes and I thought today was a perfect day, and I guess yesterday was...

It was after midnight you let me down. I understood when you said you couldn't reply, but you said you'd show. 6 minutes and I would have been back in that place of ecstacy, 6 minutes and we could've stolen a piece of time for just ourselves. I waited. I was beyond tired but I pushed. My teeth chattered and still I gave 20 moments longer than I should've.
You revealed the true nature of a disappointer; sleep comes easy to those that cry their heart out, and no longer carry the pain of unmet expectations.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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