S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P.'s definitions

YUM!

A most perfect promise, to the most perfect man. May you always know how much you mean to me.

Wife: Darling, if you want dessert you'll have to come get it.
Husband: YUM! I'm on my way.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

Wonderphil

Patient
Generous
Saviour
Sexy
Hopeful
Intentional
Perceptive
Solutioner
All-lives-matter
Provider
Survivor
Forgiver
Achiever
Energetic
Courageous
Stubborn
Onion-peeler
Protector
Never-give-up-er

I think you are the absolute most wonderphil noun in the world, I'm so grateful I got the chance to have a place in your life.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

Another%

FUCK YOU
for your unspoken words that night
FUCK YOU
for putting us in this position
FUCK YOU
for not giving me respect
FUCK YOU
for not loving me enough to fight
FUCK YOU
for making me another statistic

FUCK YOU
For rejecting our vows

If you see this, I still love you

You've made me a pod person, just another%

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

Disappointer

You made me so happy to see you again, everytime I'm with you my heart lights up like a fireflies arse. I'm selfish. I wanted more. NO. I NEEDED more. You said yes and I thought today was a perfect day, and I guess yesterday was...

It was after midnight you let me down. I understood when you said you couldn't reply, but you said you'd show. 6 minutes and I would have been back in that place of ecstacy, 6 minutes and we could've stolen a piece of time for just ourselves. I waited. I was beyond tired but I pushed. My teeth chattered and still I gave 20 moments longer than I should've.

You revealed the true nature of a disappointer; sleep comes easy to those that cry their heart out, and no longer carry the pain of unmet expectations.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023