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Journeyman's Wife

Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see

Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe

Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me

How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly

Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy

You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave

Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free

Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully
I'm proud to be a journeyman's wife, at least crazy is never boring.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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ISTNY

Cuddles
Comfort
Freedom
One-piece
Projects
Articles
Sharing
Cuddles
Lighting
Lunch
Theory
Discussion
Imagining
Different
Cuddles
Interpretations
Learning
Watching
Nibbling
Helping
Adventuring
Admiring
Cooking
Cuddles
Until we meet again, ISTNY
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Another%

FUCK YOU
for your unspoken words that night
FUCK YOU
for putting us in this position
FUCK YOU
for not giving me respect
FUCK YOU
for not loving me enough to fight
FUCK YOU
for making me another statistic

FUCK YOU
For rejecting our vows

If you see this, I still love you
You've made me a pod person, just another%
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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O.tindalei

Ghost moth

I'm nightwalking again. Not just awake but that's when I want to get in and actually do stuff. I didn't realise how much I didn't like the middle of the day until I started being back with people who track, conform to, and place value on living during certain hours.

I'm back in my old room, single bed and all. It's hard to adjust back to the way of life I had as a kid. I've grown too much. I've gained too much. I've seen too much.

The only way I'll survive is unseen and without leaving footprints.
The Ghost o.tindalei will haunt me for the rest of my days...
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Ice Cold Eye

No good deed, goes UNPUNISHED.
One question haunts and hurts

Too much, too much to mention
Was I really seeking good
Or just seeking attention
Is that all good deads are
When looked at with an ice Cold eye?
If that's all good deeds are maybe that's the reason why...
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Sunset Myth

I was never looking for a fairytale, just to feel a little less alone.

You have robbed me of all heart and mind and I love you sweet bandit of my soul.
I am no Judy, I am done with pie.
Will our garden be wonderphil, or will it be full of lost dreams and tea?

I do forgive you, but I demand more from life. It's your call: Friend or Wife?
If this was just a sunset myth, the cost of enduring cruelty was worth the taste of my eternal flame.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Wonderphil

Patient
Generous
Saviour
Sexy
Hopeful
Intentional
Perceptive
Solutioner
All-lives-matter
Provider
Survivor
Forgiver
Achiever
Energetic
Courageous
Stubborn
Onion-peeler
Protector
Never-give-up-er
I think you are the absolute most wonderphil noun in the world, I'm so grateful I got the chance to have a place in your life.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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