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YUM!

A most perfect promise, to the most perfect man. May you always know how much you mean to me.
Wife: Darling, if you want dessert you'll have to come get it.
Husband: YUM! I'm on my way.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Prospect

Congratulations, my Love!

You never cease to make me proud! Keep striving towards all you want in life, you're going to help many.

Never give up. I'm right here by your side through it all, even if only in spirit...
Everything you do and everything you've done only increase your prospect of achievement.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Sunset Myth

I was never looking for a fairytale, just to feel a little less alone.

You have robbed me of all heart and mind and I love you sweet bandit of my soul.
I am no Judy, I am done with pie.
Will our garden be wonderphil, or will it be full of lost dreams and tea?

I do forgive you, but I demand more from life. It's your call: Friend or Wife?
If this was just a sunset myth, the cost of enduring cruelty was worth the taste of my eternal flame.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Tindali

From who I was, to who I am,
I'm proud I've grown from where I began.
All that I tried, all that I lost,
I don't regret the hidden cost.
I'll hide away, repair and grow,
I wonder what path I'll choose to go.
I am strong, I am kind,
In every quest I seem to find.
Always late, but always there,
It's just the way I show my care.
That first hug, and stolen kiss,
I wish it didn't end like this.
A warrior, a hero too,
I will accomplish what I need to do.

You can't change who people are, without destroying who they were. In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions. It shows how even the smallest events can have a significant impact.
Tindali is a butterfly in the family Lycaenidae. Although described as a lot darker, it's rather similar to philander.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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Acting the role of the fool

If a picture can tell a thousand words, but actions speak louder than words, your boombox has the traits of a compulsive liar.

I should thank you for the life lesson. When you're unsure of what someone is truly feeling, let them do what they want to do and they will show you what they want to do. You said you wanted what I wanted, but you didn't do what you said you would.
You kept showing me who you are and what you want, when am I going to stop acting the role of the fool and believe you.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore
I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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