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Crazy kind of worry

When you're in love, true love, and you're not near your Love it hits different. You try your best to keep an eye on them, you do your best to keep them safe, but you can't control your Love only they can. So when they do something that could get them in trouble you fight like a warrior to bring hell on earth to save them, to protect them. You could walk 500 miles, and sometimes even 500 more because when it's true love, you can't really rest anyway until you know your Love is safe.
Stay safe my Love. Darling, you gave me that crazy kind of worry.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 8, 2023
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Wonderphil

Patient
Generous
Saviour
Sexy
Hopeful
Intentional
Perceptive
Solutioner
All-lives-matter
Provider
Survivor
Forgiver
Achiever
Energetic
Courageous
Stubborn
Onion-peeler
Protector
Never-give-up-er
I think you are the absolute most wonderphil noun in the world, I'm so grateful I got the chance to have a place in your life.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Duty of Care

Such a fickle thing.
"We are bound by a duty of care."

That an institution is allowed to have such an overpowering jurisdiction on the life events of an individual. An institution that will not follow up on the well being of general civilians, of children unencumbered by the proceedings of the system, or of those acting audaciously outside of their normal behaviours.
An institution claims to act on their "Duty of Care" only when it serves them to do so, only when it aids their motive.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 7, 2023
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Tindaliae

Tribulations
Contemplations
Introspective
Positive
Focus
Provokes
Terminology
Phonology
Conclusion
Opposition
Constructive
Perspective
Knowledge
Encourage
Fundamental
Intellectual
Distractibility
Permissibility
Subject
Reject
Motivate
Deliberate
Communication
Information
Infallible
Possible
Atonality
Morality
Respect
Protect
Within Tindaliae is a carousel of torturous wonderings
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo
I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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