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An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
by Rydo September 30, 2011
Get the Male Pattern Balls mug.An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
by Rydo January 24, 2011
Get the Random Anus Pain mug.A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.
Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."
Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."
Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."
by Rydo December 21, 2010
Get the This is actually happening mug.WCWS - Worst Case Wife Scenario. A female whom is so unpleasant, visibly upsetting, annoying, unhygienic, rude, demanding, crazy or all of the aforementioned, that she has the potential to be the worst case scenario of a wife that you could imagine.
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Acronym use for online = 'WCWS'
For use in a sentence = 'Worst Case Wife Scenario'
Acronym use for online = 'WCWS'
Jesus H Christmas, James! Check that crazy woman with the snaggle-tooth and the elastic waistband jeans eating pulling her husband's hair because he didn't just park in the disabled space and made her walk 12 steps. WCWS alert!
by Rydo December 17, 2010
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