by Rydo January 22, 2011
Origin: When a junkie (drug addict) buys heroin from an unscrupulous ice cream van, the height of the service window denotes that he adopts a dinosaur-like stance in order to achieve his drugs into his filthy hands.
This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
"DAD! What the hell is that on top of that bin spitting blinding-glue at those pensioners whilst pathetically roaring?"
That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
by Rydo December 20, 2010
The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
by Rydo December 28, 2010
A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.
Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."
Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."
Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."
by Rydo December 20, 2010