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The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
by Rydo December 28, 2010
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A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
by Rydo January 24, 2011
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by Rydo December 20, 2010
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Acronym use for online = 'WCWS'
Jesus H Christmas, James! Check that crazy woman with the snaggle-tooth and the elastic waistband jeans eating pulling her husband's hair because he didn't just park in the disabled space and made her walk 12 steps. WCWS alert!
by Rydo December 17, 2010
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