RyanSmith's definitions

Torn Tarp

A thrashed vagina

"Her box looked like a torn tarp"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

ballarat

australian rhyming slang for a fat (erection).

when i woke up this morning i had a ballarat that hard that you could crush flee's on it

by ryansmith August 10, 2010

Swollen Member

An erect penis

"I gave her some swollen member last night. She loved it"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Bacchus Marsh

Half a stiffy. It is half way to Ballarat. Pronounced Back-us Marsh

"I woke up with a Bacchus Marsh"

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

Pigs Ears

Beers.

"Lets grab a few pigs ears for the ride home"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

glen stankins

When something or someone stinks really bad.
Originated in Australia

"Man your feet are glen stankins"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009