Swollen Member

An erect penis

"I gave her some swollen member last night. She loved it"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

by RyanSmith February 01, 2009

Torn Tarp

A thrashed vagina

"Her box looked like a torn tarp"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

glen stankins

When something or someone stinks really bad.
Originated in Australia

"Man your feet are glen stankins"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Dodger

Bread

"We need a loaf of dodger" or "get a bit of dodger into you son"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 01, 2011

ballarat

australian rhyming slang for a fat (erection).

when i woke up this morning i had a ballarat that hard that you could crush flee's on it

by ryansmith August 10, 2010