RyanSmith's definitions

BAF

a Bare Arse Fart, that is done on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

dude you should sneek up behind her and BAF her

by ryansmith June 21, 2009

the raw body

a manouvre used to extort money or information from school collegues,this manouvre consists of holding someone down dropping your pants and pressing the bare sphincter on the victums nose.Originated around the New South Wales central coast in australia, with Butch Crane being the pioneer.

give me your lunch money or be prepared to receive The Raw Body!

by ryansmith July 15, 2009

crash the milk truck

when one masturbates and blows a load

man i just crash the milk truck

by ryansmith December 25, 2009

three bags full

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"

joe: did you get any snatch last night?
peter: no she was flying the japanese flag so i had to have a three bags full!

by ryansmith August 7, 2010

ballarat

australian rhyming slang for a fat (erection).

when i woke up this morning i had a ballarat that hard that you could crush flee's on it

by ryansmith August 10, 2010

hang time

the amount a girls flaps hang from the cunt

dude, when that girl bent over she had some serious Hang Time.

by ryansmith June 29, 2010

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011