Russell's definitions

Oedipus complex

Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.

by Russell September 8, 2003

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

woo woo

Unfounded or ludicrouse beliefs

Belief in talking to the dead, belief in telikenesis, in fact any belief not founded on good evidence, the poorer the evidence the more Woo Woo the belief.

by Russell January 14, 2003

clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'

Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.

by Russell July 11, 2004

Framingham

It is a town In ma were chinks rule it. Chinkz rule that town and spics do 2. It was first called chinktown but the whites complained.

This town is so framingham

by Russell February 16, 2005

imbarrisment

humiliation over an instant messaging program

Saboteur could save himself some imbarrisment if he just didn't connect to the net.

by Russell March 14, 2005

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004