Russell's definitions

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004

Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

Grouse

completely and utterly sweet. encompasses the full meaning as well as spirituality of awesomeness. preferably expressed with a southern accent.

Wow, now that there automobile, that is grouse.

by Russell May 15, 2003

befe

A big male penis

my girlfriend said,"MY MAN GOT THE BEFE"

by Russell January 25, 2004

Oedipus complex

Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.

by Russell September 8, 2003

Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.

Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!

by Russell January 30, 2004