jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.
by russ May 08, 2005
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fo' shizzle my nizzle

Several people on here claim this has been "shortened" to
"fo' sheazy my neazy"
In what way is that supposed to be shorter?
Fo' sheazy my neazy queezy. Shizzle nizzle fissle wizzle. Wuzzles and noozles and snuggle wuggles. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am.
by Russ March 11, 2003
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fruit booter

( a little kid who's parents are over protective, an older person tryin to fit in, a middle aged teen who's scared of a skateboard, a grab lovin poor folk who like's k19's, or a fruity fuckin faggot who goes to skatparks to eather see skater's asses, turn them gay, or feel up there asses when they bumb into us!
(smack) sorry "wow he's got a nice ass"
by Russ December 31, 2003
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fezzlenut

burnt nut; homie, bro, home boy
Lets go to ma house and eat some fezzlenuts cause im so fungry!

Yo fezzlenut lets go chill
by russ May 18, 2004
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term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.
"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."
by Russ April 06, 2005
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light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.
Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."
by Russ December 06, 2006
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senior citizen

El-Der-LEE
I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!
by Russ October 27, 2003
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