39 definitions by Russ
You might be "metrosexual" if:
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.
3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.
5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.
6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.
7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.
8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.
9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.
10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.
3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.
5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.
6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.
7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.
8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.
9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.
10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
by Russ January 2, 2004
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by Russ November 17, 2003
Manassas is a city 30 minutes outside Washington D.C. Its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. When asked, people like to think of manassas as a shit-hole. There are some nice areas. Areas such as Georgetown South and that area of manassas are stock full of mexicans. There seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in manassas. So many Coke-heads and Smoking pot is an everyday occurance. You remember the guy that got his penis cut off? yeah he was from manassas. I believe it was the Lorena Bobbit that cut her husbands penis off and threw it in the street.
by Russ March 18, 2005
by Russ May 18, 2004
by Russ February 19, 2005