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bulldozer

Done in doggy style position. After ejaculation, use your last thrust to break your partner's neck against the bed post.
I didn't have any money, so I bulldozed the prostitute.
by russ March 29, 2004
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headbanging

On a roller coaster, when your head bangs into the OTSR's
Ow! Ninja at Six Flags Over Georgia has alot of headbanging!
by Russ December 12, 2004
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metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
by Russ January 1, 2004
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Phi Kappa Psi

The Noble Fraternity, founded in 1852 by gentlemen who sought a fraternal bond through the great joy of serving others. Non-sectarian and elite since its founding, Phi Kappa Psi continues to stand above the rest. Also known by nickname of Phi Psi.
There is no higher honor than becoming a member of Phi Kappa Psi.
by Russ December 21, 2003
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trailor trash

Any of a sub-contingency of prinarily white suburban folks who can be found wearing flip-flops, drinking beer and watching the game all right in their car-port. The eroneous spelling is the southern diction for the word.
Savannah topped her trailor-trash status when she won Possum Queen.
by Russ May 2, 2003
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dack

Receipient of bad luck, primarily when least expected, and usually of great weight. A Dack is usually called "gay" even if not a homosexual.
"Dude, I'm sorry you got dacked."
"Man, why are you so Dack, quit acting like that.""
by Russ March 12, 2004
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Pavarotti

The Pavarotti is a Australian $10 note.
this comes from the word tenner because pavarotti was a tenner Get it
by Russ April 10, 2003
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