Running out of patience's definitions

fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

snorkel-dick

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.

"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

by running out of patience February 23, 2008

bonbon syndrome

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.

God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

tryin' to get run over

This is what desperate darkies like to do in dark neighborhoods at night. They will lurk in the darkness and jump out in front of Audi's, BMW's, Mercedes, or anything that looks expensive that a white person may own. They can then sue the white man and continue not to work.

"I saw you last night Dontaro, tryin' to get run over when you were supposed to be working your new job at White Castle."

by running out of patience March 21, 2008

guppy

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".

"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."

by running out of patience March 13, 2008

mexi bowl

This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)

I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.

by Running out of patience February 3, 2008

scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008