Ruben Mothballs's definitions

hooking

Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion

2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution?

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

bwac

Boner With A Cause

"Man, after looking at her, I have a bwac."
"Dude, did you see that sexy bwac over there?"
"That attractive girl is a bwac."

The opposite of bwac is lope.

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

lope

Acronym for Limp Old Penis Erection. In other words, meaning when you see a beautiful woman and then some disgusting obese amazon walks by, getting rid of your erection, as your penis falls, it is a lope.

That chick is hot!<pointing left> She isnt, what a lope. Oh no.

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

silf

Sister I'd Like To Fuck

I was like hey wargo, he goes what do you want, I said besides your sister and then he threw a sandwich at me in disgust

by Ruben Mothballs June 15, 2003