16 definitions by RoyCoup
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
by RoyCoup November 29, 2012
I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
by RoyCoup November 13, 2012
When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.
My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.
Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
"Dude, there was a tranny dancing at the strip club last night." "Oh yeah? How'd The Mamas and The Papas look?" "Pretty good, actually."
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 22, 2012
"My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
by RoyCoup November 17, 2012