553 definitions by Rotten Turkey
An absolute shit show a of a year. The year where Corona spread across the globe and has killed over 2 million people worldwide, george floyd died and people make out it was racially influenced. This is however an unsubstantiated claim. The presidential debate took place in the USA and Biden got elected and the reason why the election was a shit show in itself is that both Trump and Biden are a pair of retarded, racist, bum sniffing paedophiles.
by Rotten Turkey March 24, 2021
A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.
Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:
Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:
Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
by Rotten Turkey July 20, 2021
Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.
I vehemently despise those pretentious man-children who claim "first!" in every single YouTube video because nobody gives a flying fuck.
by Rotten Turkey May 15, 2021
I read the shrek script religiously every night in the same way that Christian's read the bible every night.
by Rotten Turkey May 20, 2021
A show about an intelligent baby and a dog who can create time machines, a retarded dad, a snobby ginger mum, a lesbian girl and a fat teen boy.
by Rotten Turkey October 27, 2022
Quotidian response spouted by conspiracy theorists when they are unable to provide a reliable source to back up their delusional and uncorroborated claims.
Tin foil wearer: Covid is a hoax
Smart person: Care to provide me with sources; I'd like to know further details about your claim.
Tin foil wearer: Go do your research, I'm not doing it for you.
Smart person: Care to provide me with sources; I'd like to know further details about your claim.
Tin foil wearer: Go do your research, I'm not doing it for you.
by Rotten Turkey April 28, 2021