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spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.
i smoke the spliff
by ross February 1, 2004
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TheLord968

also TheNoob968

is a person who constantly says the lyrics to songs for no apparent reason

also may say "teh shaftage"
that person is nearly as n00by as TheLord968
by Ross September 2, 2004
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chav

trampy little fucks. they are little morons who think that just cos they have a few hard mates they are the bee's knee's personaly i want to organise 'chav hunting' wouldnt that be a bloody good sport ? jus get a few horses sum mates and a pack of dogs then chase em and laugh with glee as your dogs rip them appart. now that would be a bloody good sport !.

the chavetts are just poor hoes who think that by getting pregannt that are kool. well lets all laugh at them cos they are poor nd fuckin useless !
strawberry hill in london - it was a nice area but theres one road with pikey houses in it. not you see about 1000 lil turds roaming up nd down the street with their crappy lil peds thinking they are hard. im quite tempted to start a game outa my window called 'see who can hit the passing ped with a brick' a hit gets you 10 points.
by ross June 24, 2004
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fassy hole

somebody with the wickedest best friends in the world
ross macdonald is a fassy hole - chirs loren f ;) (L)
by ross July 15, 2003
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Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"
by Ross October 23, 2004
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Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.
Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.
by Ross June 14, 2003
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twelve

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.
I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight
by ross March 14, 2004
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