Ross's definitions

Rat

(noun)
A rat is someone who rats. Rats are often found while playing cards (especially Texas Hold'em). Rats rat by catching lucky cards when they make horribler calls. Rats can also be found outside of a card game. Basically when someone does something that is bad for you, you have been ratted.

(while playing Texas Hold'em)
Non-Rat: I'm all in
Rat: Call
(the Non-Rat has pocket Aces. the rat called with 8-9 suited and ratted a flush on the river)
Non-Rat: You fucking rat!!
Rat: rofl
(if the person who got ratted is Ross, everyone present in the room proceeds to snap and say "yeahhhh" for a at least 10 seconds)

by ROSS November 14, 2004

monogulated

messed up or disordered

your arm is monogulated

by Ross May 30, 2004

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 8, 2003

cager

A now seldom-used term for a basketball player

Lincoln High's cagers defeated Roosevelt last night, 58-55.

by Ross January 17, 2004

'spect

Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.

"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

by Ross October 14, 2003

shaft

a wannabe tough guy. Only found in the movies, a brave black person. Is all talk and cant back up anything.

that balck kid talking on his cellphone in the movie theater was such a shaft.

by Ross July 28, 2004

cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock

You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.

by Ross August 29, 2003