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TheLord968

also TheNoob968

is a person who constantly says the lyrics to songs for no apparent reason

also may say "teh shaftage"
that person is nearly as n00by as TheLord968
by Ross September 2, 2004
mugGet the TheLord968mug.

chav

trampy little fucks. they are little morons who think that just cos they have a few hard mates they are the bee's knee's personaly i want to organise 'chav hunting' wouldnt that be a bloody good sport ? jus get a few horses sum mates and a pack of dogs then chase em and laugh with glee as your dogs rip them appart. now that would be a bloody good sport !.

the chavetts are just poor hoes who think that by getting pregannt that are kool. well lets all laugh at them cos they are poor nd fuckin useless !
strawberry hill in london - it was a nice area but theres one road with pikey houses in it. not you see about 1000 lil turds roaming up nd down the street with their crappy lil peds thinking they are hard. im quite tempted to start a game outa my window called 'see who can hit the passing ped with a brick' a hit gets you 10 points.
by ross June 24, 2004
mugGet the chavmug.

pudding

the penis (also "pud")
to pull the pud(ding): (of a male) to masturbate
by Ross December 5, 2003
mugGet the puddingmug.

iced out

relating to diamonds and black men
damn g, that bling be iced out
by Ross October 13, 2003
mugGet the iced outmug.

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.
You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.
by Ross April 11, 2005
mugGet the donkomug.

Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.
Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch
by Ross September 8, 2004
mugGet the Slotchmug.

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
by Ross March 15, 2005
mugGet the cockpunchmug.

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