Ross's definitions

cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock

You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.

by Ross August 29, 2003

Spoiled Brat

A person, normally a child who was raised by his/her guardians in a way that the spoiled person gets almost anything he/she wants.

Jamie: Mommy! I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Jamie: *cries*
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*

by Ross August 6, 2003

poopie

Poopie is part of the "Poopie and Explodie" duo from a Ren and Stimpy Cartoon.

Explodie: "I have to throw up now, Poopie!"

by Ross January 15, 2004

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

comme

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

by Ross July 28, 2004

clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.

someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question

by ROSS October 17, 2004

shibblze

cool, sweet, shibby

That song is off da hizzle shibblze.

by ross September 13, 2003