Ross's definitions

for real

Can be used in place of "yes."

"Are you coming to watch the jelly-wrestling Brian?"

"For real, man."

by Ross October 14, 2003

poopie

Poopie is part of the "Poopie and Explodie" duo from a Ren and Stimpy Cartoon.

Explodie: "I have to throw up now, Poopie!"

by Ross January 15, 2004

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.

Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"

by Ross March 15, 2005

Rat

(noun)
A rat is someone who rats. Rats are often found while playing cards (especially Texas Hold'em). Rats rat by catching lucky cards when they make horribler calls. Rats can also be found outside of a card game. Basically when someone does something that is bad for you, you have been ratted.

(while playing Texas Hold'em)
Non-Rat: I'm all in
Rat: Call
(the Non-Rat has pocket Aces. the rat called with 8-9 suited and ratted a flush on the river)
Non-Rat: You fucking rat!!
Rat: rofl
(if the person who got ratted is Ross, everyone present in the room proceeds to snap and say "yeahhhh" for a at least 10 seconds)

by ROSS November 14, 2004

spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by ross February 1, 2004

fassy hole

somebody with the wickedest best friends in the world

ross macdonald is a fassy hole - chirs loren f ;) (L)

by ross July 15, 2003

Rossocles

A greek god who actually was the most powerful and sexually attractive of all the greek gods. All legends associated with other greek gods are actually associated with Rossocles. Except the wierd ones. Those are someone else named Dave.

Rossocles smote the hamburger into his mouth, and it was good.

by Ross November 3, 2003