Ross's definitions

grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.

My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.

by Ross April 8, 2007

potty slammer

One who inserts his penis into another (mans) anus repeatedly, with a large degree of force.

Wow, look how damaged jakes asshole is! I'll bet his potty slammer of a boyfriend pummeled his poo chute hard!!

by Ross September 13, 2004

bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

by Ross January 31, 2003

arseflaps

Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'

Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse

Used by Dani Filth

Hey arseflaps...

She's so fat, her arseflaps

by Ross April 19, 2005

going under the knife

Another saying for surgery

"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."

by Ross March 28, 2005

comme

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

by Ross July 28, 2004

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004