Ross's definitions

TheLord968

also TheNoob968

is a person who constantly says the lyrics to songs for no apparent reason

also may say "teh shaftage"

that person is nearly as n00by as TheLord968

by Ross September 2, 2004

CORT

a turtle with sunglasses.

Let's go to the pet shop and buy a Cort!

by Ross November 3, 2003

Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

by Ross June 14, 2003

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

twelve

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.

I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight

by ross March 14, 2004

comme

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

by Ross July 28, 2004

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004