Ross's definitions

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.

You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.

by Ross April 11, 2005

lamby

The coolest stuffed animal in the world. A dinosaur in the form of a Brontosaurus

I still sleep with Lamby every night

by ross April 3, 2005

nipple

Nipple is actually referred to a mouse substitute on a laptop computer that sticks out between the letters "b" "g" and "h" on the keyboard

"Hey, dude, where's your mouse?"

"I left it at home, just use the nipple"

by Ross April 1, 2005

dagley

1337 player of Counter Strike Source.

"Man, you some kind of Dagley?"

by Ross March 31, 2005

going under the knife

Another saying for surgery

"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."

by Ross March 28, 2005

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.

Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"

by Ross March 15, 2005

Fat Vicky

noun, adjective; an obscenely fat girl or woman commonly seen doing mundane tasks. If not for her exaggerated size, she would otherwise go unnoticed. She could be considered a threat if approached for fear of trampling or accidental consumption of everything in her path.

Example 1. "Look out, Fat Vicky at 12 o'clock!!"

Example 2. Waiting in line at a drinking fountain behind a very large girl taking a long time to drink: "Damn, save some for the fish, Fat Vicky!"

by Ross March 3, 2005