Ross's definitions

shizzle

Sure. It can mean lots of things, like yes, hell yes (excited yes), damn, shit, fuck, asshole, bastard, shit, shit (as in defacating, as in I'm gonna go make a shizzle), and general useage. Perfect word, it sounds good, and it works as anything. Make's a great explanation point.

Fo shizzle ma wizzle in da hizzle of carroltonizzle. What's up, shizzle? Shizzle! I lost my 20! SHIZZLE! I WON THE LOTTERY!

by Ross July 22, 2004

shengis

a slow hot crap that escapes ur ass after a hot curry , usually spicy mince, an proceeds to torment ur hot hole for hours laters.

i done a pure belter of a shengis.still feelin it.

by Ross October 6, 2003

zoup

Zoup is soup. It's quite simple, Zoup=soup. If you don't know what that means, you have much to learn. Zoup!

Dude, you're so not zoup. Get away from me.

by Ross February 28, 2005

Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.

"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."

by Ross December 27, 2004

christian rock

1. Bland and generic music that seems to have a formal/harmonic/rhythmic template which all music wanting to be classified in the genre must use.

If you are synesthetic and christian rock is played, you will probably touch/taste/see/smell ass

by Ross January 28, 2004

spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by ross February 1, 2004

Rossocles

A greek god who actually was the most powerful and sexually attractive of all the greek gods. All legends associated with other greek gods are actually associated with Rossocles. Except the wierd ones. Those are someone else named Dave.

Rossocles smote the hamburger into his mouth, and it was good.

by Ross November 3, 2003