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Spoiled Brat

A person, normally a child who was raised by his/her guardians in a way that the spoiled person gets almost anything he/she wants.
Jamie: Mommy! I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Jamie: *cries*
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*
by Ross August 6, 2003
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cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock
You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.
by Ross August 29, 2003
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chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.
I got a chumbley before class.
by Ross October 8, 2003
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Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.
Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch
by Ross September 8, 2004
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cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
by Ross March 15, 2005
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Rat

(noun)
A rat is someone who rats. Rats are often found while playing cards (especially Texas Hold'em). Rats rat by catching lucky cards when they make horribler calls. Rats can also be found outside of a card game. Basically when someone does something that is bad for you, you have been ratted.
(while playing Texas Hold'em)
Non-Rat: I'm all in
Rat: Call
(the Non-Rat has pocket Aces. the rat called with 8-9 suited and ratted a flush on the river)
Non-Rat: You fucking rat!!
Rat: rofl
(if the person who got ratted is Ross, everyone present in the room proceeds to snap and say "yeahhhh" for a at least 10 seconds)
by ROSS November 14, 2004
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comme

John Kerry is a comme bastard.
by Ross July 28, 2004
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