Definitions by Rory McMoose
collectormania
When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.
GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"
collectormania by rory mcmoose May 8, 2005
american inch
MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"
american inch by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005
british inch
MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."
british inch by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005
mooseplay
AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.
"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"
"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."
"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."
mooseplay by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005
platypus eater
1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
platypus eater by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005
bumbeard
1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult
1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"
bumbeard by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005