19 definitions by Rory McMoose

bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

collectormania

When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.

GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"

by Rory McMoose May 8, 2005

mooseplay

AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.

"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"

"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

ladyspray

The Female ejaculation.

"Dude, that bitch almost drowned me with her ladyspray."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

crashtian

When a man called christian rolls his car 3 DAYS after passing his test!

"Hey Crashtian...wanna roll down to town?"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

moosemove

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".

"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005