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Bill Sr. To Bill Jr.: Son when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.
Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.
Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.
by Rooks January 9, 2010
Get the Before Google (B.G.) mug.An acronym for Not In This Economy. The go-to excuse during the global financial crisis. It is quite a versatile phrase.
Bill: Want to go skydiving?
Ted: NITE
Bill: You're lame.
Ted: NITE
Bill: Are you ever going to stop using that?
Ted: NITE
Ted: NITE
Bill: You're lame.
Ted: NITE
Bill: Are you ever going to stop using that?
Ted: NITE
by Rooks November 22, 2009
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Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.
Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.
Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.
Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.
Bill: How did the meeting go?
Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.
Bill: What happened?
Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.
A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.
Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.
Bill: What happened?
Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.
A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.
by Rooks December 14, 2008
Get the Sketchy Ventura mug.Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.
by Rooks December 9, 2008
Get the carboholic mug.Stands for Rejectable Urban Dictionary Definition. There are many types, of them two stand out to be the most common. One is generated by users aiming to flame random victims through their vicious definitions of them, the other is generated by lovesick interweb users attempting to define their lover's name, usually containing words and phrases like "best ever", "can't live without", and "soulmates", etc.
by Rooks July 1, 2008
Get the rudd mug.Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.
Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
by Rooks June 30, 2008
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by Rooks February 1, 2008
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