Roo's definitions

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

by roo January 24, 2004

evil nicky

Evil arch enemy of Helenoid the Insane.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom window. You have been warned.

evil nicky tried to kill me with plastic scissors and Tippex"

by roo April 6, 2004

RooDooD

spam gawd

iam teh spamm king

by Roo September 25, 2003

Proximity shag

One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).

A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.

by Roo October 6, 2013

Chavalrous

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.

I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!

by Roo August 9, 2010

whorist

Whorist (noun), a bastardised compound of whore and tourist, and to be fair, not a great deal different to a sexpat.

Since the tsunami, whorists have ventured to places other than Phuket.

by Roo June 4, 2005