Roo's definitions

Culturepreneur

Another bastardised nouveau noun, this time "culture" and "entrepreneur".

It is, according to the website of a marketing and promotions company as "…the dialogue between the arts and business."

Hateful, and it has me reaching for my pistol.

Perhaps the Saatchi Brothers are good exemplars of "culturepreneurs".

by Roo September 6, 2005

RooDooD

l33ter than Veikko_N

Veikko is teh bad person

by Roo September 15, 2003

Punkle

A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.

My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.

by roo May 11, 2004

Homolizer

(1) The King Of All Homos (2) Most commonly used word by Henry

-Henry- "ahh Homolizer get woooooooooooooorrrrrk!"

by Roo April 19, 2003

Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare

by Roo August 5, 2003

daughters

Quite possibly the worst band in existence. Many hardcore fans pretend to enjoy their music, citing them as "experimental," "abstract," and "amazing." Many believe that because they do not sound like any other band it automatically means their music is good.

You'll get a ton of Live Journal community credibility if you mention the band Daughters.

by roo January 4, 2005

Shag mile

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.

Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this

by Roo October 6, 2013