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Typothermia

Typothermia is the condition when one:

makes repeated typographical errors on keyboard (especially on a small keyboard, such as a mobile phone, BlackBerry, iPhone & c

or

cannot use a touch-sensitive screen

or both

because of cold climatic conditions when one's fingers become too numb.
It's so cold that I keep misspelling words as I tweet. Yes, I'm suffering from 'typothermia.'
by Roo December 20, 2010
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Barbourian

A wax-jacketed, huntin', fishin' shootin' type, such as me, of the English countryside, who loves to indulge in all things bucolic and preserving of the rural landscape, including killing and eating as much of it as possible. As me, quite possibly ex-Army, wont to driving old Land Rovers, being rather poor and fond of cord trousers and tweed if a chap and nice skirts and floppy straw hats if a chappette.

Not to be confused with the agri-yob, which is a lower caste of countryside dweller altogether.

Not, either, to be confused with Barbar the Elephant.
William Boot, erstwhile and unlikely hero of Waugh's novel Scoop and the writer of "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", might well be described, by today's standards, as a Barbourian.
by Roo August 12, 2009
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sliky

Awwww thats sliky!
by Roo April 20, 2004
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Voluntourism

Heaven help me, yet another nasty new noun, the unholy marriage of "volunteer" and "tourism".

Voluntourism, an act carried out by "voluntourists", is when hoardes of - generally - the great unwashed backpacker brigade descend on a place to do have a jolly nice holiday - usually at precious little cost to themselves - and do the occasional bit of good work.

Looks good on one's CV as a gap year activity.
Voluntourist 1: Shall we go to Khao Lak to engage in a spot of voluntourism?
Voluntourist 2: No, tsunami voluntourism is old hat now. All the bars are closed and hardly anyone is living in the houses built, anyway.
Voluntourist 1: Good point. (pauses) Sierra Leone?
Vouluntourist 2: Are you insane?
by Roo September 6, 2005
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narcotourism

Narcotourism (noun) a compound of narco(tic) and tourism.

Narcotourism is the practice of travelling abroad from one's home or resident country with the express intention of procuring and using substances perhaps banned or prohibitively expense where one lives.

Not unlike reverse osmosis, i.e. one travels from a place of a low concenration of drugs to a place of a high concentration.
It is unlikely that the World Tourism Organization will ever endorse narcotourism.
by Roo June 4, 2005
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Punkle

A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.
My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.
by roo May 11, 2004
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Homolizer

(1) The King Of All Homos (2) Most commonly used word by Henry
-Henry- "ahh Homolizer get woooooooooooooorrrrrk!"
by Roo April 19, 2003
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