Ron's definitions

Glindon

Find a Vietnamese minor, preferably one with giant fucked up cheeks and pretends to be a stoner. While you're fucking her, scream out how much you hate people that speak out against you.

"I hate you, Reno! I hate you, Jae! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by Ron November 28, 2004

waldrop

one who gives rusty trombones,blumpkinswhen he isn't being fisted or biting a pillow

look at that fag he's such a waldrop

by ron September 15, 2004

immatureness

the act of being immature

Your actions are full of immatureness

by ron January 18, 2005

scrunt

a scumbag runt

that little scrunt could'nt kick my granma's ass

by ron June 17, 2003

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

titsup

Haywire

After an hour of flying the auto-pilot
went "titsup" and we crashed.

by Ron May 8, 2003