Ron's definitions

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

cane

to hurt

That slap on my face really caned

by Ron April 10, 2003

Zertuche

Usually refering to a girl of the "Domo Arigota Mr.Roboto" orgin, enjoys moonwalking in her physiology class. Procrastinator at best, especially when it comes to presenting the "Tay Sach's Disease presentation". Has an akward taste in music and shares a turst for blood. Enjoys calling others girly-man when deep inside she is FAT.. :)

Guy #1 : Damn dude you're such a Zertuche...

Guy #2 : Am... Not!!

by Ron April 4, 2005

titsup

Haywire

After an hour of flying the auto-pilot
went "titsup" and we crashed.

by Ron May 8, 2003