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A fashion line that doesn't have shit to do with hipsters. Ed Hardy clothes are worn almost exclusively by college frat boy douchebags, Guidos, and other steroid addicted muscle heads who think they are the shit, hardcore and Ed Hardy supposedly reflects this for them. Also worn by the over-tanned girlfriends of douchebags.
No one in their right mine but scumbags and douchebags would wear Ed Hardy, since it's the tackiest thing to come along in 'fashion' since Bape
No one in their right mine but scumbags and douchebags would wear Ed Hardy, since it's the tackiest thing to come along in 'fashion' since Bape
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2011
Get the Ed Hardy mug.U Jelly is a phrase/meme used on forums, most commonly 4chan, to ask a person if they are jealous. It's usually accompanied by a picture of a guy with a smug smirk, with 'U Jelly?" Over his head.
It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.
It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.
Anonymous: I just got this limited edition version or Radiohead's, Kid A on vinyl, U Jelly?
Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!
Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010
Get the U Jelly? mug.The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010
Get the Swamp Shoes mug.The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.
Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.
Jon:.... well played.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.
Jon:.... well played.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 9, 2010
Get the Retarted mug.The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
Get the Leggings illusion mug.Hot Topic is a store commonly found in many American malls, that sells kids alternative identities in the form of goth, emo, punk, and more recently of the hipster persuasion. Hot Topic at no point was "real", but I wouldn't call all who shop from there posers. Recently it has become worse than fake goth/hollywood satanist and has moved into the place where hype beast come to buy shirts to match their expensive limited edition tacky shoes. They sell pretty cool knick knacks, but not instead of being the store that sells to goth kids, emo's, or scene kids, they have moved into selling Justin Bieber, and other contemporary pop inspired crap.
Eventhough they still sell clothes for Manson or Linkin Park faux goth's, they have moved into more brighter and neutral shit, some of the stuff even looks like a goth's worse enemy, the American Eagle and Abercrombie.
Eventhough they still sell clothes for Manson or Linkin Park faux goth's, they have moved into more brighter and neutral shit, some of the stuff even looks like a goth's worse enemy, the American Eagle and Abercrombie.
A lot of poser's now days who want to look an outsider but still be popular, dress at the Hot Topic.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 15, 2010
Get the Hot Topic mug.A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 1, 2010
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