Definitions by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI
Leggings illusion
The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
Leggings illusion by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
Retart
A retarded person's way to say retard. The most ironic shit on the face of the earth in the form of grammar. These people have no problem with dishing out a misspelled insult and in the process making themselves look like the actual retard in the process.
Youtube commenters:
Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you
ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?
Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you
ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?
Retart by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 16, 2011
Freshmeat
1. A freshman on their way into high school. Sometimes in a more urban school if you're seen in the hallway and it's known that you're a freshmen, the upperclassmen with yell "freshmen" to freshman to exclaim that they're new, fresh, and are easy targets for bullying since they aren't as experienced around the school.
2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
High Schoolers on the first day of school
Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?
Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?
Prison guys
Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?
David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in
Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?
Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?
Prison guys
Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?
David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in
Freshmeat by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 31, 2011
Lovable Asshole
A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Lovable Asshole by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011
Xbox 360
The official game console of Generation Y. Behind the Wii in sales but above the PS3 in sales, making it the 2nd place console of the 7th gen of consoles. The 360 was released in 2005, and since then everyone and their mother has one of these damn things even if they don't have games for it.
It's a pretty good console, despite the Red Ring Of Death or RRoD and the fact the Microsoft charges you to even touch the button to power on the damn thing. The controller is great, and the online community is large and active but is nothing but a place for asshole 13 year olds and bro-dudes to spread their racist homophobic shit.
It's also the stoners console of choice, and where 3rd party games sell the best.
It's a pretty good console, despite the Red Ring Of Death or RRoD and the fact the Microsoft charges you to even touch the button to power on the damn thing. The controller is great, and the online community is large and active but is nothing but a place for asshole 13 year olds and bro-dudes to spread their racist homophobic shit.
It's also the stoners console of choice, and where 3rd party games sell the best.
Xbox 360 by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 10, 2011
Zune
Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.
Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.
In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.
In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
Zune by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 29, 2011
Hopper
A hopper is a person (usually teens or tweens) who hangs out at places where there are a lot of stores and restaurants, usually they hang out on malls; they are often called mall hoppers because they hop(move) from mall to mall usually in 1 day.
They live and breath malls, they start trouble in malls, all they know is malls. Hoppers are usually mall-punk kids, mall-goths, emos, despite their supposed hate of consumerism they stand around malls all day and toss money at the hot-topic. Hoppers can also be preps, jocks, and gangsta kids also.
Another word for them is also "Mall Rat"
They live and breath malls, they start trouble in malls, all they know is malls. Hoppers are usually mall-punk kids, mall-goths, emos, despite their supposed hate of consumerism they stand around malls all day and toss money at the hot-topic. Hoppers can also be preps, jocks, and gangsta kids also.
Another word for them is also "Mall Rat"
The hopper crowd Jenny, Steven, and Bryan spend all of their time going to all different malls everyday after school. They practically live in malls
Hopper by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI May 30, 2011