Rodney Basil's definitions

Slick Willy

42nd President of the United States of America.

Slick Willy was able to beat out Bob Dole in the 1996 election.

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.

I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

esp

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

Los Coyotes

Hispanic gang orientated in the suburbs of LA. Not a threat to anyone's well-being.

Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.

The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.

by Rodney Basil September 2, 2004