Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

by Rodney Basil September 08, 2004

Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.

The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.

by Rodney Basil September 02, 2004

triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.

Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

by Rodney Basil November 03, 2003

Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

Hypocrite

Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.

RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?

Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!

by Rodney Basil May 21, 2004

Raid

1. When the police try to shut down an illegal business that is currently in the guise of a legal business. The raid is when they finally come in to search for evidence.

2. Performing such an action.

3. To rummage through something, with the intent to find a specific item.

4. Insect poison.

5. The act of spraying such a poison.

1. There may be a raid tonight.

2. Did you hear that the cops raided Ol' Sam-O's on 35th Street?

3. The racoons raided my garbage again!

4. I sprayed some Raid on that anthill.

5. Did you Raid the wasps' nest yet?

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

questech

Rating system implemented in the 2003 season to rate MLB umpires' performances. One of the worst ideas in baseball history.

QuesTech may have been a bad idea, but it couldn't possibly have been as bad an idea as making the All-Star Game winner have home field advantage in the World Series.

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003