Rodney Basil's definitions

lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

by Rodney Basil November 1, 2003

Albatross

Three strokes under par in one golf hole.

You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

suv

Government codename for the failed attempt to create a cool suburban car.

SUVs were originally designed for off-road driving or tugging heavy equipment, such as boats, but now they are basically minivans in disguise.

by Rodney Basil April 5, 2004

Rat Fink

Tattletale, stool pigeon, squealer, snitch, double-crosser, weasel.

That rat fink Lenny sold me out to Tommy G!

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

NeverNever Land

An imaginary place where children go when they don't want to grow up.

Not to be confused with NeverLand, which is located at Michael Jackson's place.

Wendy went to NeverNever Land and din't have to pay taxes.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Wenis

The skin on your elbow

Hey, Dan! Your wenis is showing!

*Smack!*

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003