Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
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dinger

Jeromy Burnitz and Geoff Jenkins each launched three dingers in the same game.
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Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.
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A Jillion

Not a real unit of measure. Often used to exaggerate.
I had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! Due tomorrow!
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A's

1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.

2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics.
1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.

2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke.
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lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.
Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.
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Perfect Game

In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.
No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.
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