90 definitions by Rodney Basil

Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?

by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

by Rodney Basil November 1, 2003

Perfect Game

In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.

No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.

Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

by Rodney Basil November 3, 2003

jinkies

Exclamation of surprise; Most commonly used by one Velma in the late '60s and early '70s.

Jinkies, that monster is just a guy in a disguise!

by Rodney Basil October 8, 2003

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 28, 2003

Fun

Creating enjoyment and excitement all at once.

Baseball is fun, even if you are awful at it.

Quoting SpongeBob on UrbanDictionary.com is not fun. Those who do it should stop.

by Rodney Basil May 21, 2004