Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail
Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming
Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur
Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft
by Rockandrolljunkiie February 04, 2009
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Cornication

When a female, (or male) proceeds to enduce sexual pleasure with an ear of corn
did you see that chick Cornicate her self... i have never seen someone so satisfied from Cornication
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 30, 2009
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Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman
Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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AID's

An acronym for Alcohol Induced Dancing syndrome. mainly seen at late night bars with crappy local music acts who are alredy lightly buzzed, many symptoms include:

1)Innapropriate Dancing with family members(i.e. mother grinding with daughter as seen at Saketumi in Steamboat Springs CO.)

2)many types of dances congealed together in a drunken slurry of the chicken dance, any form of ballet, the robot, and the watusi. when used in term of a drunken indivdual: I AM ARE DOING THE WATUSIBOT!.
sad really.

3) types of dances that have no relation to the music that is being played.(i.e. ballet twirling to Enter Sandman once again as seen at Saketumi in The Boat)

Common sightings of one infested with AID's are,but not limited to:

*Person not having bothered put down their drink before dancing.

*If they are wearing a hat, the hat is generally turned one-hundred and eighty degrees in the oppsite direction it was orginally in.

*Many dance steps they see as in position that commonly look like...someone drunk trying to dance.
John: Dude that chick is so hammered!

Jacob: Ya dude look at her doing the chicken dance to

Black Dog!

Jingle:I think She is suffering From AID's.

Heimerschmitt:poor girl.
by Rockandrolljunkiie August 05, 2009
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Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
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