Rocheman4280's definitions

Bike Boner

When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.

Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.

Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!

by Rocheman4280 June 29, 2013

a sean penn

the term "a sean penn" is used to describe an egotistical person who thinks that there opinion should matter more than other people's. a sean penn is commonly fond in places such as LA, sanfransisc, the inner party of any communist country, and pretty much any other hotbed of ass holes. a sean penn will often make huge outlandish claims, and often will not respect the right of others to free speech. in addition a sean penn will not do any good deeds unless a camera crew is watching, or it will gain him publicity. dew to the fact that a sean penn will only do a good dead if seen by others they are not good deeds, just appear to be because he is rewarded with publicity. a sean penn will often not realize that just because he has some "higher social status" he knows what is best for those bellow him. a sean penn will often call for the arrest of US citizens when they make fun of his "friends, such as the Communist tyrant Hugo Chaves. a sean penn is a blight on society and huge pain in the ass, who should be convicted of treason, however his bull shit is way to easy to make fun of.

liberal hippy duché: ive been to Iraq you know! before american arrived it was a nice place where woman could walk down the street with out cloths on there head, and could drive cars, and vote in free democratic the election that happened every 2 years.
Normal person: shut up all you are is a sean penn.

by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013

Russian Bear 5000

A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.

bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!

by Rocheman4280 April 30, 2013

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon with superior physical genetics who may or may not have some degree of mental abnormalities

Girl at party: “That guy who lives here has a Book of Mormon and can’t seem to keep his place clean”
Girl 2 at party: “talk about true religion genes”

by Rocheman4280 September 19, 2021

two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.

Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!

by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

Heavy metal

heroin

Won’t you take that ride on heavy metal
-don felder

by Rocheman4280 June 23, 2022