Robin's definitions

shit farmer

a man who has a farm just so he can eat all his animals shit

you sir are a shit farmer!

by Robin February 6, 2005

b.m.w.

1) black mans woman
2) black mans whip

1)dude 1:DAMN!!! ima get a peice of that!
dude 2:carful son!! , thats a bmw,you'll be sleepin wid the fishes by the end of he night if u dont pick your jaw of the floor!

2)u know dats a bmw, look at them moon-walker rims!

by robin January 20, 2005

wir

Abbreviation for "written in retrospect".

This article dated 25th Dec 1998 was actually WIR at a later date.

by Robin April 19, 2005

shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 5, 2005

bright

A bright is a person who has a naturalistic worldview. A bright's worldview is free of supernatural and mystical elements. The ethics and actions of a bright are based on a naturalistic worldview.

I am a bright, and part of the brights' community.

by Robin May 16, 2006

weekev

a street urchin, a scruff, Glasgow slang...also see ned

that boy is a weekev

by Robin October 8, 2003

dick head

A British word which is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.

Look at that dick head over there.

What a bunch of dick heads that lot are.

by Robin November 11, 2004