Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup on.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

disfactual

Someone as being misinformed.
The altering of ones facts.
Something of a fictional nature.
Giving the wrong facts.
Untrue
Something that is made up.
Fails
Just not true.
Something thats a lie.
Wrong information.

That story you heard about me is just damn right disfactual.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008

Shadow dancing

To dance by ones self.
Dancing alone.
One who dances solo.

Did you happen to see that guy at the club Shadow dancing?
I wouldn't be caught dead Shadow dancing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.

Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Lil will

Another name for the one dollar bill.

Sorry, I only have Lil wills.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008