Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup on.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

candy shopping

A person who runs around the store buying everything in sight.
Someone who buys things on an impulse.

My girlfriend is always candy shopping.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

handiparking

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.

Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

RDV'S

Abbreviation for "Race Driven Voters."
To make ones skin color the top priority when casting a Vote for President.
Any Election that is steered by Race alone.

The 2008 Presidential Election may be decided by the RDV'S.
Sadly, the RDV'S have turned this whole election into what is to be know as The Great Ethnic War.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.

How many more micro minutes till dinner?

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Hoop dee

A certain crowed of People.
A circle of Friends.
Staying within ones group.
People you hang out with.
Part of a club or group.
Staying within a certain click.

We have a pretty large Hoop dee.
We try to stay within our own Hoop dee at School.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008