Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

Shadow dancing

To dance by ones self.
Dancing alone.
One who dances solo.

Did you happen to see that guy at the club Shadow dancing?
I wouldn't be caught dead Shadow dancing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.

Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Lil will

Another name for the one dollar bill.

Sorry, I only have Lil wills.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

house rat

Someone who doesn't like to throw things out.
A pack rat.
A person who collects everything.

My roommate is such a house rat.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

ghetto penning

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.

The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

handiparking

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.

Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008