Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

debt dodger

A Person who puts off paying their bills.

Ok, so I'm a debt dodger.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

emotionally caged

One who doesn't share his/her feelings.
To keep stuff bottled up.

Sometimes the my best Friend seems emotionally caged.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup on.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

A Fonzi

A old time greaser.
An over the hill hood.

Hey, check out the old guy, he's a fonzi.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

bagging sand

Someone who is Sleeping.
Visiting the sandman.
Catching some Z's.
To get much needed sleep.

Tonight, I'm bagging sand.
My wife is always bagging sand.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

abilitizing

flaunt ones abilities.
Showing off in front of others.
brag.

My best Friend is always abilitizing in the company of others.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008