The Sun-E-O

a boss who functions as the company cheerleader
A Sun-E-O will sometimes be heard saying "Wow, team, your hard work sure paid off."
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Homogenator

bosses who overcompensate for their incompetence by imposing strict standards on their subordinates
Bosses whose forte includes seating charts and dress code standards.
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Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.
The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband
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Straightshooter

An earnest-talking, micromanaging, office-jargon aficionado who has no hands-on knowledge of company procedures or logistics
Straightshooters rarely take their duties very seriously, but it's important to them to appear diligent in order to gain acceptance and power within the office hierarchy.
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Guppie

Guppies are go-getters with successful careers and expensive, smart casual wardrobes to match.
Guppies have Type-A personalities and sometimes become Sugar Daddies to less successful mates.
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Plug

The tech guy who is always on hand with his boredom-induced warmth and good cheer
Since the plug's job entails troubleshooting tech issues, he's often allotted extra free time when no one is having specific problems with their computers.
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