Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice
When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.
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Dog Track Brother-In-Law

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.
On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.
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The Sun-E-O

a boss who functions as the company cheerleader
A Sun-E-O will sometimes be heard saying "Wow, team, your hard work sure paid off."
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Homogenator

bosses who overcompensate for their incompetence by imposing strict standards on their subordinates
Bosses whose forte includes seating charts and dress code standards.
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Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.
The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband
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Straightshooter

An earnest-talking, micromanaging, office-jargon aficionado who has no hands-on knowledge of company procedures or logistics
Straightshooters rarely take their duties very seriously, but it's important to them to appear diligent in order to gain acceptance and power within the office hierarchy.
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