56 definitions by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic

Giggler

No one is quite sure what he's laughing at, but as soon as the office has finally become quiet you can count on hearing his high-pitched tee hee hee

Some think the giggler has discovered the Warn button on Instant Messenger and this is the source of his joy.

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

A Sun-E-O will sometimes be heard saying "Wow, team, your hard work sure paid off."

bosses who overcompensate for their incompetence by imposing strict standards on their subordinates

Bosses whose forte includes seating charts and dress code standards.

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.

On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.

Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.