HomoFabs are similar to people who claim not to be racists by saying "I have lots of black friends."
A gay male who claims to be straight but nevertheless frequents gay clubs and bathhouses to score gay sex.
Napoledrones often overcompensate for their lack of experience by bragging about their private-school educations
the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need
Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.
When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.
Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.