Robert Funk's definitions

wasam

Wasam, a verb used as a response to a question indicating that you were and still are in the same condition.
This was the original spelling of the word "WUZZAM" before the media got a hold of it.

Q: I heard you were a model
A: Wasam (Wuzzam). I was, still am and will continue to be what you heard about me

by Robert Funk December 25, 2007

Snowidow

As soon as the snow starts to fall all the men go skiing. We know we have wifes and we will see them again late spring.

Q:Oh Katherine I heard you are a Snowidow
A:Wuzzam until all the snow is gone

by Robert Funk February 1, 2008