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tops

yo did she give you tops?
by robert April 15, 2005
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Mitt

Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.
I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
by Robert June 16, 2006
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Star Wars

Anal intercourse. Comes from the sound Chewbacca makes being associated with the pain of anal intercourse.
I love starwars!

Are you going to the Star Wars premiere? Not untill I get some star wars.
by Robert April 6, 2005
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a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.
user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!
by Robert July 11, 2004
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busting up

an extreme version of "LOL" used in instant messaging.
LOL!!!!! that's funny stuff! busting up!!!
by Robert January 11, 2005
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fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!
by Robert November 5, 2005
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Hampden Sydney

"One of the more underplayed sociological demographics in this country is the wealthy, genteel Southerner from H-SC. Too often, we deride the South for its gun racks, or its lack of dental hygiene. But the rich boys of Hampden-Sydney? That's a thing. They crawl all over the hill for Greek Week . It's the hottest spot in the South during April. Genetically-superior babes in tight tops and short skirts roam the grass, usually on the arm of a trust-funder in his early 20s. You know these guys: Ralph Lauren polos; University of Georgia baseball caps, well-worn; and a bloodline that includes a great-grandfather who invented the paper clip, which provides for the summer mansion on Sea Island" Fortune Magazine
The article speaks for itself, HSC guy are number one when it comes to money, ladies, and class.
by Robert October 20, 2004
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