Robert's definitions

skanger

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

by Robert July 23, 2003

Pujeebus

a god that worships himself and is related to preists. he also does the same things as preists. like raping childeren...etc...

by Robert July 25, 2003

nobcheese

A nob with cheese on the end

robert hervery (herbs)

by Robert March 10, 2003

vibrator

a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

by Robert May 14, 2004

cry me a river

a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.

Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^

by Robert July 16, 2004

mweeh

A Dutch word, which is oftenly used when you haven't got anything to say.

Hello, how are you? I'm fine - long silence - MWEEH MWEEH!!!

by Robert December 11, 2003

huggness

the feeling you get when your favorite hero does exactly what you want and/or kills lots of people. slow motion and good camera angles.

the matrix reloaded

by robert January 27, 2003