167 definitions by Robert

The Used

an awsome band

by Robert August 30, 2003

tunk

A blow or punch. A hit. Being embarassed or shown up.

Oh man, I just tunked him in the face.
You got tunked when his girl slapped you.

by Robert January 16, 2004

lil mama

A female who is fine,caring and nurturing to their man!

Hey there, lil mama!
whoa lil mama!!

by Robert February 17, 2005

blow a loaf

A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loaf of fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.

Damn that sucks, I just blew a loaf into your clean sheets honey.

God damn it, that fart stinks! Are you sure you didn't blow a loaf in your cube?

by Robert November 24, 2003

Dodge

Dented Or Damaged Greatly Everyday

A dodge car was dented greatly.

by Robert February 15, 2005

neopolitian

Having a look that consists of a dark brown or tan, a red, and a white; like the ice cream, only on a part of the body

Robert is a neopolitian today

by Robert April 20, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

A very fashionable store that sells like really nice cloths. Often critisized by poor ass bums who can not afford it or by people who decided they do not like it because their poor ass bum friend cannot afford it. Abercrombies store employes are also said to be all white and all of the people on the posters are said to be all white but that is not always true and the company must appeal to the people who buy it and more than 99.99% of them are white so everyone who has something to say about the store should like totally shut the fuck up.

A&F Person 1: OMG i Went to abercrombie and fitch and bought some really nice jeans a polo a jacket and flip flops for only $300!
A%F Person 2: That is like so cheap were they on clearance!
A&F Person 1: No I think there was a mistake when they charged me maybe I was only charged for one flip flop only!
A&F Person 2: But that is like really cheap for a flip flop. I paid about $1000 for a flip flop at some other store.
A&F Person 1:What were we talking about?

by Robert April 10, 2005