Robert's definitions

huggness

the feeling you get when your favorite hero does exactly what you want and/or kills lots of people. slow motion and good camera angles.

the matrix reloaded

by robert January 27, 2003

crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005

Ford Mustang

A very fast AMERICAN car unlike little crap hondas and acura's

Honda Owner:Look at that mustang he's goin 80 maybe we should race him.
Mustang owner:suck my big dick little honda you can't never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head* at honda

by robert May 13, 2005

inner gayness

What a guy has when he is not gay but he can distinct if a guy is attractive or not. Does NOT mean guy is gay.

Omg your inner gayness is showing!

by ROBERT January 9, 2015

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 6, 2004

the deed

having sex for the first time

i did 'the deed'the other day

by robert May 13, 2005

codger

An elderly person. Can also be a person of name Margret who has red hair and is quite dumb.

Woah dude maggies such a codger

by robert March 25, 2005