Robert's definitions

chubophile

someone who likes to room with topless fat people; different from a homochubophile who likes to room and have deviant thoughts about topless fat people.

when you're sharing a room at a conference to save your company $ and your roommate 'forgets' his tshirt and asks if its ok to prance around topless, exposing ample belly (even though he works out)...he wants to make sure you're not a chubophile or more nervously checks to make sure you're not a homochubophile

by robert June 13, 2007

Morrowind

i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.

DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!

by robert July 30, 2004

flip off

to stick middle finger up at people. usally if u r in the hood u will get it shot off.

AAAAAAAAAH!!! I just flipped off that guy and he shot it off!

by robert August 30, 2003

vibrator

a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

by Robert May 14, 2004

dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003

Lickies

The left over food on a plate or bowl given to the family pet to clean up.

"Come here Toonses, there's meat and gravy lickies left on my plate."

by Robert August 24, 2003

abercrombie and fitch

A very fashionable store that sells like really nice cloths. Often critisized by poor ass bums who can not afford it or by people who decided they do not like it because their poor ass bum friend cannot afford it. Abercrombies store employes are also said to be all white and all of the people on the posters are said to be all white but that is not always true and the company must appeal to the people who buy it and more than 99.99% of them are white so everyone who has something to say about the store should like totally shut the fuck up.

A&F Person 1: OMG i Went to abercrombie and fitch and bought some really nice jeans a polo a jacket and flip flops for only $300!
A%F Person 2: That is like so cheap were they on clearance!
A&F Person 1: No I think there was a mistake when they charged me maybe I was only charged for one flip flop only!
A&F Person 2: But that is like really cheap for a flip flop. I paid about $1000 for a flip flop at some other store.
A&F Person 1:What were we talking about?

by Robert April 9, 2005