Robert's definitions

zero1

Big headed and nerdy kid who tends to piss everyone off with his ignorant comments. (troll)

zero1: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bob: Go back to your damn cage! :@

by Robert April 6, 2004

sphincter

a stupid person, or a stuck up individual

sphincter says wut?

by robert March 14, 2004

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 6, 2004

codger

An elderly person. Can also be a person of name Margret who has red hair and is quite dumb.

Woah dude maggies such a codger

by robert March 25, 2005

sanctimonious

giving a hypocrital appearance of piety

if i was sanctimonious, i would probably give lectures about the 10 commandments, then go rob banks.

by Robert June 21, 2004

Morrowind

i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.

DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!

by robert July 30, 2004

dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003