Rob's definitions

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

Munjing

2 Males dig up a dead girls body 1 puts his head between her legs the other jumps on her stomach

i went munjing at the graveyard

by rob January 20, 2004

wikko

a similar term to wicked but slightly easier to type

'That band were great!' ' yeah they were totally wikko'

by rob September 29, 2003

smead

moron

U r a smead

by Rob November 7, 2003

morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...

"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"

by Rob June 21, 2004

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003

rockafella

Comes from the streets. A word to describe someone who is accepted in a particular group or area.

"What's that guy doing on our side?"
"Yo, cool down, he's rockafella"

by Rob July 19, 2004