Rob's definitions

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003

cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

you send me

#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.

It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.

Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do

by Rob March 20, 2004

<><

The non deluxe Jesus fish in reference to this leet one <{{{><

Yo man hes got a <>< on his car, don't flick him off.

by Rob December 28, 2003

the party

The Party is a faux straight man. He likes Baz humping his leg like a dog, and has been chasing mcB for eternity.

Dan-Attempting to sound cool

by rob May 30, 2004

g 14

Classified information. Need to know basis only.

Store this story in the G-14 file.

by Rob February 28, 2005

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003