Rob's definitions

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004

dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

by rob October 24, 2004

Chinabells

chinabells, china bells.

The small balls of toilet paper that can collect on your bottom after wiping it. Only occurs if the wiper does not do a proper job or wipes too roughly.

That girl had chinabells in/on her ass.

by Rob April 3, 2004

knob gobler

A male who sucks penis

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"

by Rob November 26, 2003

gym buzz

After depleting your testosterone levels in the gym after working one body part to the point that, that part is completely destroyed and you decide to do another 5 sets with heavy weights.

You feel like your gonna throw up while doing bench press

by Rob September 2, 2003

miak stomach

The feeling you get in your stomach when u consume milk in too quick a time. Simply a heavy feeling in your stomach, with bad cases resulting in vomit, and good cases simply soothing your insides. Can be a good or bad thing.

Ohhh, that Big M gave me miak stomach!

by Rob February 23, 2004

pippy

A crossbreed between a human and a heavy duty motor vehicle

pippy is a truck

by Rob January 20, 2004