Rob's definitions

said

Past tense for a completed action

His ol triflin ass came ova last nite, put his hand all up on my thigh, and i SAID boom! (As in she knocked the shit out of him)

by Rob September 7, 2003

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003

Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

by Rob June 19, 2006

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

maze

Your lord and savior.

aka pimp, player, velvet, bobfather

He is your maze !

by Rob February 28, 2003

the tits

The same as The Shit, only better because tits are great and shit isn't.

That Shit Was The Tits!

by Rob January 14, 2005

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003